Dating Nightmares: Guys Share Their Worst Dates With Women
1.The girl who tried selling her pyramid scheme on a date
I went on a date with a girl and she looked NOTHING like her picture. It was like a totally different person. Turns out she was not looking to date, but to pitch me her MLM scheme and buy vitamins from her.
2. The girl who was a thief
I took a girl home from Tinder. We started hooking up and I noticed she had an ankle bracelet on. That should have been a red flag but my penis was obviously driving the bus. We fell asleep and when I woke up she had stolen my wallet, my laptop, and my watch.
3. The girl who was actually engaged
I met a girl on Bumble and we talked for quite some time. I took her out to a very nice dinner with some drinks after. At the end of the night, she told me she is actually engaged, but was new to the area and just using the dating apps to meet friends.
4. The girl who refused to let me buy her drinks
I met a Hinge date at a bar. I got there first and she ordered a drink then pulled some cash out of her purse. I told her that I already had a tab open and that we could put the drinks on mine (I’m old fashioned). She got extremely offended and accused me of thinking she was a helpless woman who couldn’t buy her own drinks.
5. The girl who ditched me on the date because I was too short (I was taller than her)
I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl my cousin set me up with. I am 5’10. When I showed up she was wearing heels and was about even with me. She told me she had to go to the bathroom. I waited for a while until I realized I was ditched. I got a text a few hours later saying, ‘Sorry, you’re just too short for me. I couldn’t do it.’ Like, damn. She couldn’t just have one drink?
6. The girl who tried to get me to join a sex cult
Met a girl online. On our date, she was trying to get me to join this ‘orgasmic meditation’ group. Basically where I would pay to finger a random girl while she meditates. The group was called “One Taste’. I Googled it when I got home and turns out it is pretty much a full-blown sex cult and there were many articles about how it was taking advantage of people and forcing girls to have sex with people to recruit them into the organization.
7. The girl who made out with another guy on our date
I connected with a girl on a dating app and met her at her favorite bar. She was getting pretty tipsy and asked if I minded if her friends came to meet us. The more the merrier! Until I found out that these friends were six guys. We continued drinking and my date and the others started taking shots. My date ended up drunkenly making out with one of the guys. My date and her guy left and I was chatting with another patron at the bar. I went to close my tab and noticed all her friends were putting their drinks on my tab. A few rounds at an NYC bar and this lovely evening cost me about $400. By the time I did they were gone.
8. The girl who turned up sh*t faced and then passed out drunk on the toilet
I met a girl on Match and she was 45 minutes late for our date because she said her brunch went longer than she intended. She showed up completely sh*tfaced and went to the bathroom. It was taking quite a while, then a girl came up to me and told me she thinks I should go check on my ‘girlfriend’ in the ladies’ room. I tapped on the door and there was no response. Finally, I pushed it open and she was sitting on the toilet with her pants down, bent over, and passed out. I helped her up and the toilet was filled with puke. She was a hot mess.